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These girls wouldn’t let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts (Frank Zappa Quotes)
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey’s ass (Frank Zappa Quotes)
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower (Frank Zappa Quotes)
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady (Frank Zappa Quotes)
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater (Frank Zappa Quotes)
The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball... I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon (Frank Zappa Quotes)
I think it’s really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It’s such an absurdity to take anything really seriously... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what’s the story here? Being alive is so weird (Frank Zappa Quotes)
There’s no reason to assume that my idea of what’s better would really be better. I resent it when other people try to inflict their ideas of betterness on me. I don’t think they know. And I can’t see any authority on the horizon that’s got any answers that seem worthwhile. Most of the things that are suggested are probably detrimental to your mental health (Frank Zappa Quotes)
I think that if a person doesn’t feel cynical then they’re out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization, you can’t just swallow it whole (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, in order to provide articles for people who can’t read (Frank Zappa Quotes)
You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! That’s right! You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole! Yes yes! You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you! (Frank Zappa Quotes)
So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there’s no way you’re gonna find out what it means (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Gail has said in interviews that one of the things that makes our relationship work is the fact that we hardly ever get to talk to each other (Frank Zappa Quotes)
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time. Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid (Frank Zappa Quotes)
The hardest and worst interview that I have ever done was with Frank Zappa (Frank Zappa Quotes)